Thursday, December 31, 2009

Help, more advice needed on my Christian infestation?

One of them has just bitten my arm, now i'm frightened i might turn into a Christian when it's a full moon.





Should i consult a doctor? Do they carry Rabies?Help, more advice needed on my Christian infestation?
All you need is to turn to the atheist person next to you and have him/her give you a good slappin' so you'd come to your senses again.





Hope you'll be better.=)Help, more advice needed on my Christian infestation?
You may like being a Christian. Don't knock it unless you try it. Just enjoy their company, they do rub off on you lol
Just what we need......another Christian Vampire!!!
the joke is old...





but congrats on your arm thingy.
Huh?
You are quite vile, and I don't even believe in god, just because someone believes in god it doesn't give you the right to abuse them.


Live and let live, hateful creep.
The SON is gonna rise on you !!!!!!! go in peace.. God bless
quick, you need 2 ounces of silver nitrate, a wooden stake, 3 cloves of garlic and the head of a bat.





get naked, smash the garlic and the bat head with the stake, then smear it on your entire body. when covered, drink the silver nitrate. call me in the morning
Dude, quick, get AIDS tested. I hear they're all secretly ghay!! Run run run run RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. **** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
No.


Only Rabid Fanaticism.


Stay outta the moonlite %26amp; outta churches, and you may make it alright.
Somebody report this guy please.
really like the knife answer but i find a boot lace ( a good strong one) to work better, less messy.
They may have rabies. See a vet actually.
You should be afraid, very afraid. Whatever you do don't go to your local priest.


Yes they certainly carry Rabies. If the bite is as bad as it sounds you're probably a gonner but do not despair, salvation is at hand if you renounce ';god'; %26amp; all his evil doings.


Say it with me now ';I renounce god %26amp; all his evil doings'; Repeat that 3 times while standing on your head, bowing profusely %26amp; sipping Lucozade through a straw.


You are saved my child. Sleep peacefully. ROFLMAO.
Infection is transmitted between central nervous systems,


when the mental immune system is either weakened or


undeveloped, not by contact with bodily fluids. You should be ok.
What a fertile imagination!! No, doctors do not carry rabies.
go to church and talk to a pastor. about your problems.
They do tend to resort to violence i mean look at the Inquisition you need to see a doctor to get your Christianity booster just to help your immune system to fight it other wise you could become infected bites from Christians is very dodgy
Eugh.... lame-o.
Christians are known for biting, one bit my head off just the other day
No they just carry bibles to bash you with....Hence the saying bible basher.

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