I've decided to become a conservative Republican fundamentalist christian? advice?

I mean, I know I have to detest science, art, philosophy, non-white ethnicities, and non-American countries. But what else do I need to do? shove a bible up my *** every morning? I'm really interested in my new dogma, as it makes every SO much simpler!I've decided to become a conservative Republican fundamentalist christian? advice?
One thing I see you are doing wrong already is you are questioning them...................Also learn how to say ';Yes SIr';!!I've decided to become a conservative Republican fundamentalist christian? advice?
A bible in the *** every morning? Dude... it's so much easier to just lie, you're already crazy enough as is being what you are that people'll believe you.
You have to argue for creationism, strict observance of religious texts, the subjugation of women and non-believers, and the punishment of sexual deviants.





In fact, you might as well become a Muslim!





(Hang on... that can't be right...)
Funny question. I like it. Very provocative. Absurd, but provocative.





Of course you realize the Republicans have consistently been in the leadership as far as equal rights go? Ever hear of a guy named Lincoln?





You realize the Republican party supports school choice and getting inner-city kids (mostly monirotiy) out of failing schools?





You realize many of the greatest scientists and philosopher come out of the Judeo-Christian tradition?





But otherwise it's a fun question. Cool.
You have to fallow a father figure that knows best regardless and attack anyone who might present evidence of guilt that might weaken the strong protectionist know best image like a president etc. which they rely on especially in times of fear. You also need a mean dad.
Yes... detest things that are intellectually stimulating! AND while you are at it... just become completely intolerable to anyone not like you and you'll be on the right path!
i think you would be best served to be a christian fundamentalist republican. at least your priorities are an the right order
You should understand that EVERYONE is guilty of wrongdoing except for YOU and YOUR family.





Prime Truth:


[The Holy Bible is a divinely inspired text PERFECTLY suited to the needs of my immoral, sinful, heathen neighbor]
Just become a Christian and pray for those in authority... they need it to make correct decisions... i dont vote a party... i want someone who has integrity, courage is humble and genuinely seeks what is right and proper.